How relationships work:
I like your butt.
However, I can notice other butts. They can be nice too.
But your butt is my favourite butt. It’s the nicest butt. Because it’s mine. And I can touch it.
remember 2009 and sillybandz
one time a girl stole my ultra-rare hedgehog sillyband at lunch and i chased her across the cafeteria and tackled her and clawed at her face until she gave it back